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Graduation Day-1981

Graduation Day-1981

Director Herb Freed

Starring Christopher George, Patch Mackenzie

Scott’s Review #1,482

Reviewed June 7, 2025

Grade: B

Essentially borrowing from Halloween (1978), Friday the 13th (1980), and other slasher films of the genre’s original heyday, Graduation Day (1981) even adopts the gimmicky holiday/big event model (prom night, Mother’s Day, etc.) made popular.

A whodunit mystery, killer point of view camera work, and revenge motive come into play, making the film a standard entry in the slasher catalog.

Released in 1981, the film capitalizes on trends in the horror genre, much like many rock bands did during the grunge movement or the Los Angeles hair metal movement, for comparison.

There are red herring devices and comical, one-dimensional characters thrown in to soften the film. Making Graduation Day a second-tier slasher film, no more and no less.

Still, the film is fun, with the guessing of the killer’s identity being the most successful and compelling aspect. The murderer carefully marking a red X over each victim post murder is delightful.

A small role by aspiring actress Vanna White, who soon became a television game show legend on Wheel of Fortune, makes Graduation Day a fun relic from another time. Her acting isn’t good, so she lucked out with a continuing career in showbiz. The script does her no favors either.

A suburban high school track team is devastated when their star runner, Laura Ramstead, drops dead following a race, having been pressured relentlessly to win by aggressive coach George Michaels (Christopher George).

Months go by, and Laura’s older sister, Anne (Patch Mackenzie), a U.S. Navy Officer, returns home to attend graduation in Laura’s honor.

Conveniently, she leers at one of Laura’s fellow trackmates and has an identical grey tracksuit and black gloves to those of the killer. Later, we see that the coach does as well.

Has Anne returned to town to avenge her sister’s death? Or does the coach blame the other track members for Laura’s death? Is Laura’s devastated boyfriend Kevin (E. Danny Murphy) out for revenge?

Herb Freed, a director I’m not familiar with, co-wrote and co-produced the venture, which is a positive. This means he undoubtedly had more creative freedom to make the project his own.

Many scenes take place along a deserted walking path, reportedly on the way to campus. Intended victims traverse the trail while someone watches them from the sidelines. It’s either the killer or someone else. One character laughably states that she is looking for the auditorium (on a trail?) and can’t find her way.

The editing team deserves praise for the opening sequence, a slow-motion ode to Brian De Palma’s Carrie (1976), no doubt, as Laura crosses the finish line as adoring students and teachers chant her name and words of encouragement.

Later, a cool roller-skating scene is shown amid a performance by the new wave rock band, Felony.

The filler scenes between less critical characters, such as the principal (Michael Pataki) and the ditzy secretary, aptly named Blondie (E.J. Peaker), for example, play well.

What fans watching the film mostly want to see, though, are the kills, which are well done and clever. My favorite is when Tony (Billy Hufsey) is decapitated from behind while taking a leak.

Another track member attempts to pole vault, resulting in death when steel spikes have replaced the pads in the pole vault pit, and he is killed upon impact.

The screenplay is weak, and the killer’s motivations and reasons for the revenge are lightweight. The track members had no intention to or responsibility for Laura’s death, so the conclusion is unsatisfying.

Graduation Day (1981) is an ideal weekend movie, the kind of entertaining, low-budget horror film that will work best for audiences looking to unwind and have fun after a long, busy workweek.

That’s why I watched it, and it’s perfect for fans of the slasher genre who may not have heard of it.

Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult-1994

Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult-1994

Director Peter Segal

Starring Leslie Nielsen, George Kennedy

Scott’s Review #1,104

Reviewed January 26, 2021

Grade: B-

Despite being the third and final installment in the popular Naked Gun (1988-1994) franchise, Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult (1994) is my favorite of the trio despite having a silly title.

The title of “33 1/3” is a reference to the resolutions per minute of an LP playing on a phonograph, a point that has nothing to do with the actual film.

It was also inexplicably decided to leave off the “The” in the title, leaving Naked Gun instead of The Naked Gun.

Why is anyone’s guess? Nor does it matter.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s not a great film but it’s better than the other two, which is shocking in a spoof/screwball comedy going for the standard gags. But, as dumb as the film is, it’s also kind of fun and lightweight.

It’s like a needed chuckle requiring little thought following a rough day at the office.

A familiar formula is followed and this time the events culminate at the glorious Hollywood Oscar celebration, the apple in the eye of all Los Angeles, undoubtedly the main reason this effort is marginally enjoyable.

For unfamiliar viewers, the Naked Gun films are a combination of the Airplane! (1980-1982) and the over-exhausted Police Academy (1984-1994) franchises. The films were out of gas by 1994.

The franchise is based on the short-lived television series Police Squad! (1982), a procedural comedy about bumbling police personnel and the situations they get themselves into to showcase their ineptness.

The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult was O.J. Simpson’s final role before he was damned for all eternity for his presumed role in the murder of his wife and her friend in a ritzy area of California.

Leslie Nielsen returns as Frank Drebin, retired and living with his wife Jane (Priscilla Presley). Bored with life, they experience marital problems and seek counseling. Six months after Frank’s retirement, he is visited by Captain Ed Hocken (George Kennedy) and Officer Nordberg (Simpson), who ask for Frank’s help with an investigation.

Police Squad has caught wind that mischievous bomber Rocco Dillon (Fred Ward), who is currently incarcerated, has been hired by terrorists to conduct a major bombing against the United States.

As Frank tries to keep Jane from finding out that he is dabbling in detective work again, he jokes that he is having an affair to throw her off the track. When she begins to suspect he is having an affair this leads to a silly series of misunderstandings and gags which naturally are wrapped up as is always the case in films like this.

Nielsen is the main draw and he does what he does best and what makes him the king of spoof films. A serious actor before Airplane! he became a typecast but had lots of successes ahead of him.

He embraces his role which adds freshness. He doesn’t take himself so seriously so audiences can sit back and relax, enjoying the entertainment.

The lavish awards ceremony and the ingenious idea to plant the bomb within the coveted Best Picture Oscar sealed envelope is delicious, especially when the bomb is set to detonate when the card is pulled from the envelope and the winner is crowned.

This creates a good measure of suspense as the award show carries on toward the big finale.

George Kennedy has little to do but it’s the inclusion of stars like Vanna White, Weird Al Yankovic, and Pia Zadora that add zest to the production.

Director, Peter Segal, famous for lightweight comedies with heart, is wise to keep the running time at a quick one hour and twenty-two minutes. If longer, any momentum the film musters would have disintegrated.

This was his feature-length directorial debut.

The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) may be the best in the trio but that says quite little considering it’s based on funnier and fresher endeavors.

I champion the early Police Academy films for a needed dose of police incompetence and hilarity done up in a fun way. If one must watch a Naked Gun film and is partial to the Academy Awards, this one is begrudgingly suggested.