Train-2008
Director Gideon Raff
Starring Thora Birch
Scott’s Review #140
Reviewed July 28, 2014
Grade: C-
Train (2008) is a horror, torture film that has very similar elements to Hostel (Americans alone in an eastern country- in this case, northern Russia) and plotted films that were all the rage at this time.
The premise is fairly interesting- the college wrestling team misses a train in northern Russia due to late-night partying and has to take another one where they are systematically accosted, tortured, and dismembered by a strange Russian gang and have their body parts implanted in needy people who are passengers on said train.
However, the film fails on many levels. The bottom line is the film is not very compelling. It is purely plot-centered and has no character development.
Who are the athletes? What do they care about?
In the horror genre, one can make the argument that who cares about the characters, but it would have been nice to have a little background on them.
Also with horror, suspension of disbelief is mandatory, and I can almost buy the villains legitimately doing the surgical transplants for money (one bad guy’s claims that they are torturing the athletes to help save people is silly), but why they rape and torture the athletes before removing their body parts is never explained.
The film has an incredible amount of plot holes- why is the wrestling team male and female? Why do they perform the transplants on a train? How can an eye transplant recipient need no recovery time before he can inexplicably walk around with perfect eyes?
The list goes on and on.
I will give props to the torture scenes, which are cringe-worthy in their gross-out aspect. I didn’t think Thora Birch was successful as the lead actress in the film- a shame since she had so much career promise in American Beauty in 1999.
Train (2008) is a pale retread of the Hostel franchise, but nowhere near as interesting.
